Sunday, September 29, 2024

There's a Naked Man in the Kitchen

 


Yep, there is. Why is he naked? 1) He was born that way. 2) He's more comfortable that way, especially in hot weather (or a hot kitchen). 3) He's happier that way. 4) It keeps him from getting the painful, heat-and-humidity groin rashes that he was getting before. 5) It saves on laundry, laundry detergent, detergent pollution, electricity for the washing machine, and electricity for the air conditioner, as well as saving on clothing costs. 6) It makes it way easier for him to get the Vitamin D that he needs to stay healthy and avoid depression. There are probably other reasons too, but let's just say that he likes it.


Text and image Copyright © MMXXIV by Donald C. Traxler aka Donald Jacobson Traxler.


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